Talk dirty to me


I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty. 
They dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. 
At first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might definitely. 
But let me just say that talking dirty its not pretty easy. 
To establish from the very beginning that you want to do it early on. 
Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.
So you must master the vices. 
You know that if a thing is worth doing,  then it's worth doing well. 
However, if a thing is not worth doing then it's worth doing fabulously, amazingly, with grace. 
If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate and pronounce each word clearly  because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.
Come here take off your clothes and with them,  all the single burdens that you have carried your whole life. 
Okay you rubbish mouthed,  pimples faced cunt. 
Your ears are full of wax and and your neck is full of dark dead skin cells. 
You leprosy walking whore with a body odor that can knock out an elephant for a day. 
You baboon ass blackheaded,  bubble butt keloid bitch. 
A twat filled with bacteria that can repopulate the world,  once human race are extinct.
You helium filled boobs brain. 
With a flowless scabies legs that there's no space for a new one to grow. 
Your scabies can be compared to a skyrise building with it's majestic puss sprouting and squirting like a volcano coming  out from its source. 
With a feet so odorous, that once you took your shoes off,  you can put a coma to a one mile radius city block. 
That's how to talk durty to you.
You get what you get and don't get upset lol...... 

By: Jay Carreon