Insults

Intelligence is a key and you are locked out.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case, Go ahead.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You should really have an Out of Order sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you. 
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age. When they dropped you off at the school, they always got a ticket for littering.
Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted? If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Lesson learned, Go be stupid somewhere else. I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

By:  Jay Carreon